If you were a taco shell, what would make you jealous of a bag of nacho cheese doritos?

I would not be jealous of them nor expect them to be jealous of me. They would be "little people" to me. Since they are cheese Doritos, one might even consider them Oriental Little People because of their color. I have always considered little people and Oriental people no different than me so why would I be jealous of them? We're all a pretty tasty crowd don't you think?